He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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