i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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