if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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