i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i dont even know how to be here
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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