what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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