So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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