walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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