oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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