yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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