I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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