3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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