Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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