So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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