apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
porn star boner night. come get it.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You ate ashes out of my bong
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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