Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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