how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Dear god my vagina.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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