And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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