where am i from again
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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