READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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