Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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