I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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