This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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