giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Dick very happy bro
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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