shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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