OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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