I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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