North Korea, Best Korea!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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