I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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