I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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