I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
