Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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