): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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