from now on my penis is your penis
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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