wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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