I puked a lego.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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