Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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