well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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