so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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