Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
A bitchslap is in order.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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