You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
i think my cat just said my name.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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