i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My dick has a subreddit
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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