I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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