I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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