so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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