The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
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this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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