i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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