just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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