brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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