I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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