Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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