In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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