I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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