Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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