aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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