Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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