Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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